Cult Movie Night
For the Uninitiated

Chapter Two

The Canon

Sorted by how hard they'll bend your brain. Start with Tier 1. Work your way down. Don't skip ahead — respect the ladder.

Tier 1 · Gateway
Tier 2 · Committed
Tier 3 · Initiated
Tier 4 · Deep End
The Big Lebowski
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

The Big Lebowski

1998 · Joel Coen, Ethan Coen

A pacifist bowler gets mistaken for a millionaire. A rug gets peed on. Everything unravels. The ur-text of cult comedy.

Gateway Scene

The tumbleweed rolls through LA while Sam Elliott narrates. Two minutes of pure cinematic atmosphere.

National Lampoon's Animal House
Tier 1 · Gateway
Comedy70s

National Lampoon's Animal House

1978 · John Landis

The blueprint for every college comedy that followed, and still funnier than all of them. Belushi's eyebrows do more acting than most leading men manage in a career.

Gateway Scene

The toga party sequence. Otis Day and the Knights. "Shout."

The Blues Brothers
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyMusical

The Blues Brothers

1980 · John Landis

A musical, a car-chase movie, a love letter to Chicago, and a gospel revival all at once. "We're on a mission from God" is the whole movie's thesis and its alibi.

Gateway Scene

Aretha Franklin performing "Think" in the diner.

Pulp Fiction
Tier 1 · Gateway
CrimeQuotable

Pulp Fiction

1994 · Quentin Tarantino

The movie that made indie mainstream and made everybody's cousin want to write a screenplay. Still works. Still quotable.

Gateway Scene

The Jack Rabbit Slim's twist contest.

Office Space
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Office Space

1999 · Mike Judge

The documentary about your job, released before you had one. Every cubicle worker's secret religious text.

Gateway Scene

The hypnotist scene, followed by Peter showing up to work whenever he feels like it.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

1975 · Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones

The comedy that every subsequent comedy has been quoting, often without knowing it. If someone says "tis but a scratch" and the room doesn't laugh, those are not your people.

Gateway Scene

The Black Knight scene. "Tis but a scratch."

The Goonies
Tier 1 · Gateway
family80s

The Goonies

1985 · Richard Donner

A pack of kids from the Goon Docks find a pirate treasure map and save their neighborhood. The template for every kid-adventure movie since.

Ghostbusters
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Ghostbusters

1984 · Ivan Reitman

Three disgraced parapsychologists start a business capturing ghosts in Manhattan. It's a comedy. It's a horror film. It's the eighties in concentrate.

Good Will Hunting
Tier 1 · Gateway
dramaQuotable

Good Will Hunting

1998 · Gus Van Sant

A Southie janitor at MIT solves math problems nobody else can and sees a therapist nobody else can reach. The Boston canon entry.

The Devil Wears Prada
Tier 1 · Gateway
Comedydrama

The Devil Wears Prada

2006 · David Frankel

A journalism grad takes a job as assistant to the world's worst fashion editor. Meryl Streep wins. The movie wins.

Clueless
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Clueless

1995 · Amy Heckerling

A Beverly Hills teenager updates Jane Austen's Emma into Valley-girl 1995 and invents a whole vocabulary. As if.

Forrest Gump
Tier 1 · Gateway
dramaQuotable

Forrest Gump

1994 · Robert Zemeckis

A slow-witted Alabaman accidentally attends every major event of the twentieth century. Life is like a box of chocolates.

Beetlejuice
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyHorror

Beetlejuice

1988 · Tim Burton

A recently deceased couple tries to scare the new owners out of their house. They hire a "bio-exorcist" who is very bad at his job. Say his name three times.

The Princess Bride
Tier 1 · Gateway
adventureComedy

The Princess Bride

1987 · Rob Reiner

A pirate, a princess, a giant, a Spaniard, and a grandfather reading to his sick grandson. Everything at once and everyone loves it.

Back to the Future
Tier 1 · Gateway
Sci-FiComedy

Back to the Future

1985 · Robert Zemeckis

A teenager accidentally travels to 1955 in his mom's time-machine DeLorean and has to get his parents together before he erases himself. The script is perfect.

Groundhog Day
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Groundhog Day

1993 · Harold Ramis

A cynical weatherman relives February 2nd over and over until he becomes a decent human being. The platonic rewatch film, and the rewatch is the plot.

Dazed and Confused
Tier 1 · Gateway
Comedydrama

Dazed and Confused

1993 · Richard Linklater

The last day of school in 1976 Texas. Everyone is looking for the party, or scared of it. Nothing happens. Everything happens.

Monty Python's Life of Brian
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Monty Python's Life of Brian

1979 · Terry Jones

The Pythons make a film about a man mistaken for the messiah. He's not. But nobody's listening. Blasphemy as comedy peak.

Spaceballs
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedySci-Fi

Spaceballs

1987 · Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks spoofs Star Wars with Rick Moranis in a giant helmet. May the Schwartz be with you. They went to plaid.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

1982 · Amy Heckerling

A year at a Southern California high school. Spicoli orders pizza in class. Phoebe Cates gets out of the pool. Every teen movie since has been a footnote.

Grease
Tier 1 · Gateway
MusicalQuotable

Grease

1978 · Randal Kleiser

A greaser and a good girl from different worlds meet at summer camp and end the school year flying a car into the sky. Sing along. That's the cult.

The NeverEnding Story
Tier 1 · Gateway
family80s

The NeverEnding Story

1984 · Wolfgang Petersen

A bullied kid finds a book about a kid on a quest, and the book starts talking to him. Atreyu. Falkor. The Swamps of Sadness. The horse.

A Few Good Men
Tier 1 · Gateway
Crime90s

A Few Good Men

1992 · Rob Reiner

Tom Cruise vs Jack Nicholson in a Guantanamo court-martial. Sorkin's first big screen, directed by Reiner. You know the line. Everyone knows the line.

The Hunt for Red October
Tier 1 · Gateway
Action90s

The Hunt for Red October

1990 · John McTiernan

Sean Connery as a Soviet sub captain trying to defect with the world's quietest submarine. Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan, before Harrison Ford was Jack Ryan, before Affleck was Jack Ryan, before Krasinski was Jack Ryan.

Top Gun
Tier 1 · Gateway
Action80s

Top Gun

1986 · Tony Scott

Cruise. Aviators. Goose. Volleyball. The movie that single-handedly raised Navy fighter pilot recruitment 500%.

Top Gun: Maverick
Tier 1 · Gateway
ActionGuys' Night

Top Gun: Maverick

2022 · Joseph Kosinski

Thirty-six years later. The same character. Real planes. Real Cruise stunts. The movie that briefly saved theatrical exhibition.

The Rock
Tier 1 · Gateway
Action90s

The Rock

1996 · Michael Bay

Connery, Cage, and Ed Harris on Alcatraz. Rogue Marines, VX gas, and a chase scene through San Francisco that stops the city for two minutes. Bay's only good movie. Don't argue.

First Blood
Tier 1 · Gateway
Action80s

First Blood

1982 · Ted Kotcheff

A Vietnam vet goes to a small town to find his only surviving war buddy. The sheriff hassles him. He responds the way he was trained to respond. The town goes up.

Stripes
Tier 1 · Gateway
Comedy80s

Stripes

1981 · Ivan Reitman

Bill Murray and Harold Ramis enlist in the Army out of pure underemployed boredom. The drill sergeant has a name. Their platoon is incompetent on purpose.

Tropic Thunder
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyAction

Tropic Thunder

2008 · Ben Stiller

Stiller, Downey Jr., and Black play actors making a Vietnam War film who get dropped in an actual war. Tom Cruise plays a studio exec. The cold-open fake trailers are the best thing in any 2000s comedy.

Super Troopers
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyStoner

Super Troopers

2001 · Jay Chandrasekhar

Vermont state troopers prank stoners on the highway and feud with the local PD. Broken Lizard's career-defining film. The cult is real. The Rabbit is real.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

2004 · Adam McKay

Will Ferrell as San Diego's preeminent local newsman. The most successful improvised studio comedy of the 2000s. Veronica Corningstone changes everything. The news team gets in a fight. Brick kills a man with a trident.

Caddyshack
Tier 1 · Gateway
Comedy80s

Caddyshack

1980 · Harold Ramis

Murray, Chase, Dangerfield, and a gopher in a country club. The script was largely abandoned in favor of letting the cast improvise. Ramis's directorial debut. Half the lines are now in the dictionary.

Shaun of the Dead
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyHorror

Shaun of the Dead

2004 · Edgar Wright

Edgar Wright's romantic comedy with zombies. Pegg and Frost figuring out their lives mid-apocalypse. The Cornetto trilogy starts here.

Blade Runner
Tier 1 · Gateway
Sci-Fi80s

Blade Runner

1982 · Ridley Scott

Harrison Ford hunts replicants in a 2019 Los Angeles. It rains constantly. Vangelis on synth. The most-imitated visual language in science fiction.

Road House
Tier 1 · Gateway
Action80s

Road House

1989 · Rowdy Herrington

Patrick Swayze as a philosophy-degree-holding bouncer at a Missouri roadhouse. He breaks up fights, romances the doctor, and goes to war with the local oligarch. Ben Gazzara is the bad guy. Sam Elliott shows up to mentor.

Commando
Tier 1 · Gateway
Action80s

Commando

1985 · Mark L. Lester

Schwarzenegger gets his daughter kidnapped and works through a small army to get her back. Eleven minutes of mayhem at a strip mall. He carries a missile launcher and a tree.

Predator
Tier 1 · Gateway
ActionSci-Fi

Predator

1987 · John McTiernan

An Arnold-led mercenary team in the jungle gets stalked by an invisible alien hunter. Some of the best practical creature design ever filmed. The most-quoted action movie of the eighties not directed by John McTiernan, except this one is.

Wedding Crashers
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Wedding Crashers

2005 · David Dobkin

Two D.C. mediators crash weddings as a hobby. They get sloppy at one and have to live with the consequences. The horniest summer comedy of its era.

The Matrix
Tier 1 · Gateway
Sci-FiAction

The Matrix

1999 · Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski

A coding cubicle drone learns the world is a simulation built by machines harvesting human bioelectricity. He learns kung fu. He fights agents. He bends spoons.

Cool Runnings
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Cool Runnings

1993 · Jon Turteltaub

Four Jamaican sprinters make the 1988 Olympic bobsled team because their qualifying race went sideways. Loosely true. Profoundly quotable. John Candy's last great role.

Footloose
Tier 1 · Gateway
Musical80s

Footloose

1984 · Herbert Ross

Kevin Bacon shows up in a town that's banned dancing, then dances at it until the ban breaks. The Kenny Loggins title track is the entire personality. Pure '84 energy.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1997 · Jay Roach

A frozen British spy from 1967 is thawed in 1997 to fight Dr. Evil. Mike Myers plays both. The first one — before the catchphrases got stuck in your brain forever.

There's Something About Mary
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

There's Something About Mary

1998 · Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly

Ben Stiller hires a private eye to find his high-school crush. The PI also falls for her. So does everyone else. The Farrellys at their gross-out peak.

Meet the Parents
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

Meet the Parents

2000 · Jay Roach

Ben Stiller spends a weekend at his girlfriend's parents' house. Robert De Niro is the dad. Everything that can go wrong does. The cat is the antagonist.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

1989 · Jeremiah S. Chechik

Clark Griswold tries to host a perfect family Christmas. The lights don't work, the tree catches fire, Cousin Eddie shows up. Annual rewatch obligation since 1989.

National Lampoon's Vacation
Tier 1 · Gateway
ComedyQuotable

National Lampoon's Vacation

1983 · Harold Ramis

Clark Griswold drives his family across the country to a theme park called Walley World. The car gets worse, the dog dies, Aunt Edna gets strapped to the roof. The road-trip comedy template.

Scream
Tier 1 · Gateway
Horrorslasher

Scream

1996 · Wes Craven

A small town stalked by a Ghostface killer who knows horror-movie rules and quizzes his victims on them. Wes Craven's meta-slasher relaunched the genre in 1996.

The Boondock Saints
Tier 2 · Committed
Crime90s

The Boondock Saints

1999 · Troy Duffy

Two Irish brothers in Boston decide God wants them to kill mobsters. Willem Dafoe plays an opera-loving FBI agent. It's a mess. It's also a religion for a certain kind of dude.

Gateway Scene

The brothers recite the Saints prayer before the first job. "And shepherds we shall be..."

The Ref
Tier 2 · Committed
Comedy90s

The Ref

1994 · Ted Demme

A forgotten-for-no-good-reason campus comedy that predicted everything about the 2020s in 1994. Jeremy Piven before he was Ari Gold. The causeheads. The Pit.

Gateway Scene

"You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy."

Repo Man
Tier 2 · Committed
WeirdSci-Fi

Repo Man

1984 · Alex Cox

Emilio Estevez becomes a repo man in LA. There's a Chevy Malibu with something radioactive in the trunk. Punk rock. Aliens. Existentialism. Nothing is explained. Nothing needs to be.

Gateway Scene

The "plate of shrimp" monologue from Miller in the parking lot.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Tier 2 · Committed
Weird90s

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

1998 · Terry Gilliam

Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo journalism, filmed by the one director unhinged enough to honor it. Depp and Del Toro in career-best form, radiating chemical warfare.

Gateway Scene

The hotel-lobby bat-attack opening. "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert..."

Donnie Darko
Tier 2 · Committed
WeirdSci-Fi

Donnie Darko

2001 · Richard Kelly

Time travel, a giant rabbit named Frank, suburban teenage dread, and a Tears for Fears needle-drop that ruined a generation.

Gateway Scene

The "Head Over Heels" tracking shot through the school hallway.

Reservoir Dogs
Tier 2 · Committed
Crime90s

Reservoir Dogs

1992 · Quentin Tarantino

A heist movie that doesn't show the heist. Tarantino's debut is leaner and meaner than anything that came after.

Gateway Scene

The opening diner scene about tipping.

Snatch
Tier 2 · Committed
CrimeComedy

Snatch

2000 · Guy Ritchie

Ritchie's ensemble crime caper moves like a pinball. Brad Pitt plays a Traveller speaking an accent that's basically a language he invented.

Gateway Scene

Brad Pitt's first appearance as Mickey the Traveller. Subtitles help.

Idiocracy
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedySci-Fi

Idiocracy

2006 · Mike Judge

Mike Judge sent a film back from the future to warn us. We ignored it. Now it plays as documentary.

*batteries not included
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-Fi80s

*batteries not included

1987 · Matthew Robbins

Tiny flying saucers move into a condemned tenement and quietly save the day. Spielberg produced. Zero cynicism.

National Lampoon's European Vacation
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-Fi80s

National Lampoon's European Vacation

1985 · Amy Heckerling

A twelve-year-old gets abducted, returned eight years later not a day older, and has to fly a sarcastic NASA UFO home. Peak Disney weird.

Weekend at Bernie's
Tier 2 · Committed
Comedy80s

Weekend at Bernie's

1989 · Ted Kotcheff

Two junior employees find their boss murdered and spend the weekend pretending he's alive so nobody notices. The premise is the movie.

The Count of Monte Cristo
Tier 2 · Committed
adventuredrama

The Count of Monte Cristo

2002 · Kevin Reynolds

A man wrongfully imprisoned for thirteen years gets out, finds a fortune, and spends the next decade ruining everyone who put him there. Revenge-cinema comfort food.

V for Vendetta
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-FiQuotable

V for Vendetta

2006 · James McTeigue

A masked anarchist blows up Parliament in near-future London. The speech. The mask. The whole thing.

Dune: Part One
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-Fi

Dune: Part One

2021 · Denis Villeneuve

A noble house gets betrayed on a desert planet with giant worms and psychic drugs. Villeneuve finally cracked it.

Tremors
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorComedy

Tremors

1990 · Ron Underwood

Two handymen in a desert town discover giant underground worms are eating everybody. Kevin Bacon. Reba with a shotgun. Cinematic perfection.

The Mighty Ducks
Tier 2 · Committed
family90s

The Mighty Ducks

1992 · Stephen Herek

A DUI-sentenced lawyer coaches a ragtag pee-wee hockey team and finds redemption. Quack, quack, quack.

Face/Off
Tier 2 · Committed
Crime90s

Face/Off

1997 · John Woo

An FBI agent and a terrorist swap faces. Not a metaphor. They physically swap faces. John Woo directs. Cage and Travolta act like they're paid by the scenery-chew.

Gremlins
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorComedy

Gremlins

1984 · Joe Dante

Don't feed them after midnight. Don't get them wet. Don't expose them to bright light. You know he's going to break all three rules.

Labyrinth
Tier 2 · Committed
familyMusical

Labyrinth

1986 · Jim Henson

A teenager accidentally wishes her baby brother away to the Goblin King, who is David Bowie in the most Bowie costume ever filmed. Henson's last feature.

The Lost Boys
Tier 2 · Committed
Horror80s

The Lost Boys

1987 · Joel Schumacher

Teenage vampires run a seaside California town. The Frog Brothers run a comic book store. Kiefer Sutherland has the mullet of his life.

Event Horizon
Tier 2 · Committed
CrimeComedy

Event Horizon

1997 · Paul W.S. Anderson

Mark Wahlberg is a sensitive hitman with a bleeding ulcer whose kidnapping job goes sideways. Nobody remembers this movie. It deserves better.

Army of Darkness
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorComedy

Army of Darkness

1992 · Sam Raimi

Ash from Evil Dead 2 gets transported to the Middle Ages with his chainsaw hand. This is a boomstick. Give me some sugar, baby.

The Fifth Element
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-Fi90s

The Fifth Element

1997 · Luc Besson

Bruce Willis is a flying-cab driver who saves the universe from a glowing ball of evil with help from a genetically perfect redhead in bandages. It's French. It shows.

Taqdeerwala
Tier 2 · Committed
Comedy90s

Taqdeerwala

1995 · K. Muralimohana Rao

Two dumped guys spend a day at the mall plotting revenge while Jay and Silent Bob cause chaos. The View Askew sophomore slump that became a religion.

Clerks
Tier 2 · Committed
Comedy90s

Clerks

1994 · Kevin Smith

A day in the life of two convenience store clerks in New Jersey. Black and white. Shot for nothing. Launched an entire indie wave.

Point Break
Tier 2 · Committed
Crime90s

Point Break

1991 · Kathryn Bigelow

An undercover FBI agent infiltrates a gang of surfer bank robbers. Keanu and Swayze. The chase is on foot and it's cinema.

Big Trouble in Little China
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyWeird

Big Trouble in Little China

1986 · John Carpenter

A truck driver accidentally becomes the hero of a supernatural Chinatown kung-fu epic he doesn't understand. Kurt Russell does a John Wayne voice the entire film.

They Live
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-FiQuotable

They Live

1988 · John Carpenter

A drifter finds sunglasses that reveal the ruling class are actually aliens broadcasting subliminal messages. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

Escape from New York
Tier 2 · Committed
Sci-Fi80s

Escape from New York

1981 · John Carpenter

Manhattan is a maximum-security prison. The President's plane crashed inside it. One man gets 24 hours to get him out. Snake Plissken.

The Thing
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorSci-Fi

The Thing

1982 · John Carpenter

An alien shape-shifter stalks an Antarctic research station. Paranoia horror with practical effects that still hold up 40 years later.

Cool Hand Luke
Tier 2 · Committed
dramaQuotable

Cool Hand Luke

1967 · Stuart Rosenberg

Paul Newman is a man who refuses to break in a Southern chain gang. What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Amar parece tan fácil
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyWeird

Amar parece tan fácil

1999– · N/A

The last day of summer camp, 1981. Every 00s comedy star before they were famous, wearing terrible hair, talking nonsense. It makes no sense. That's the point.

Creature from the Black Lagoon
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorSci-Fi

Creature from the Black Lagoon

1954 · Jack Arnold

A research expedition finds a scaled humanoid in the Amazon. He falls for the lead scientist. The platonic Universal Monster film.

Child's Play
Tier 2 · Committed
Horror80s

Child's Play

1988 · Tom Holland

A serial killer transfers his soul into a Good Guy doll named Chucky and torments a six-year-old. Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?

The Ring
Tier 2 · Committed
Horror

The Ring

2002 · Gore Verbinski

A journalist watches a cursed videotape and has seven days to break the curse. A dead girl crawls out of a TV. A franchise was born.

Swingers
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyQuotable

Swingers

1996 · Doug Liman

Two out-of-work actors in mid-90s LA hit the lounge scene and try to forget their exes. You're so money and you don't even know it.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Tier 2 · Committed
Comedydrama

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

2004 · Wes Anderson

Bill Murray is a Cousteau-adjacent oceanographer hunting the jaguar shark that ate his partner. Wes Anderson's weirdest pre-Grand Budapest film.

Heartbreak Ridge
Tier 2 · Committed
Action80s

Heartbreak Ridge

1986 · Clint Eastwood

Eastwood as a grizzled Recon Marine gunny training a unit of misfits, then deploying them to Grenada. The man yells the entire movie. You will be quoted to within an inch of your life.

The Delta Force
Tier 2 · Committed
Action80s

The Delta Force

1986 · Menahem Golan

Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin rescue hijacked airline passengers from terrorists. The motorcycle has rocket launchers. The synth score is by Alan Silvestri. Nobody apologizes for anything.

Crimson Tide
Tier 2 · Committed
Action90s

Crimson Tide

1995 · Tony Scott

Hackman and Denzel argue about whether to launch nuclear missiles inside a submarine. They argue beautifully. Tony Scott directs it like a music video about the apocalypse.

Under Siege
Tier 2 · Committed
Action90s

Under Siege

1992 · Andrew Davis

Steven Seagal is a Navy cook and former SEAL. The USS Missouri gets hijacked by Tommy Lee Jones in a ponytail. The cook saves the day. He never breaks a sweat.

La camisa de la serpiente
Tier 2 · Committed
Comedy90s

La camisa de la serpiente

1996 · Antoni P. Canet

Kelsey Grammer commands a junker diesel sub against the Navy's nuclear fleet in a war-game exercise. Rob Schneider is annoying on purpose. Bruce Dern yells. It's wonderful.

Broken Arrow
Tier 2 · Committed
Action90s

Broken Arrow

1996 · John Woo

Travolta steals two nuclear bombs from a B-2 and Christian Slater hunts him through the desert. John Woo directing in America before he figured out it wasn't Hong Kong.

Platoon
Tier 2 · Committed
Action80s

Platoon

1986 · Oliver Stone

Stone's autobiographical Vietnam film. Young Charlie Sheen between the angels and the devils. Berenger and Dafoe as the warring fathers. The single most-imitated war-movie ending of the era.

The Men Who Stare at Goats
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyAction

The Men Who Stare at Goats

2009 · Grant Heslov

Ewan McGregor follows a former Army psychic warrior (Clooney) on a road trip through Iraq. Bridges as the hippie general who founded the program. Spacey as the institutional bad guy. Based on a real thing the Army actually tried.

Zoolander
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyQuotable

Zoolander

2001 · Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller as the world's dumbest male model. Will Ferrell as the evil fashion designer who brainwashes him to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia. Also: David Bowie.

Napoleon Dynamite
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyTeen

Napoleon Dynamite

2004 · Jared Hess

A high-schooler in rural Idaho campaigns to elect his friend Pedro class president. Liger drawings. Tetherball. The single most distinctive comedy voice of the 2000s.

Hot Fuzz
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyCrime

Hot Fuzz

2007 · Edgar Wright

London supercop Pegg gets transferred to a sleepy English village where things start escalating. Buddy-cop, conspiracy, and a third-act gun battle staged like Bad Boys II by a man who watched too much Lethal Weapon.

Friday
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyCrime

Friday

1995 · F. Gary Gray

Ice Cube and Chris Tucker on a Compton porch on a Friday afternoon. Smokey owes money. Deebo terrorizes. Bye, Felicia.

Evil Dead II
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorComedy

Evil Dead II

1987 · Sam Raimi

Raimi remakes the first film as a half-comedy. Ash gets a chainsaw hand. The cabin gets weirder. The tone breaks the genre.

Fight Club
Tier 2 · Committed
WeirdCrime

Fight Club

1999 · David Fincher

An insomniac office drone meets a soap salesman and they start a club. Things escalate. Don't talk about it. The first rule. The eighth rule.

The Royal Tenenbaums
Tier 2 · Committed
ComedyWeird

The Royal Tenenbaums

2002 · Wes Anderson

Wes Anderson's family-of-geniuses movie. Three former-prodigy adult siblings reunite at the brownstone when their estranged father (Hackman) fakes a terminal illness. Mournful, deadpan, the Anderson aesthetic in its first fully-realized form.

Trainspotting
Tier 2 · Committed
WeirdCrime

Trainspotting

1996 · Danny Boyle

Edinburgh heroin addicts navigate the early-nineties UK. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a fucking big television. Boyle directs it like a hyperactive music video.

Heat
Tier 2 · Committed
CrimeAction

Heat

1995 · Michael Mann

A career thief and the LAPD lieutenant chasing him sit down for a coffee. The film is two hours and forty minutes. Every minute counts.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Tier 2 · Committed
HorrorSci-Fi

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

1988 · Stephen Chiodo

Alien clowns land in a circus-tent spaceship, harvest humans into cotton candy cocoons, and chase teens with popcorn guns. The Chiodo Brothers' handmade fever dream does exactly what the title promises.

The Warriors
Tier 2 · Committed
ActionCrime

The Warriors

1979 · Walter Hill

A Coney Island gang gets framed for the murder of a charismatic gang leader and has to fight their way home across a hallucinatory '70s New York. Baseball Furies. 'Warriors, come out to play.'

Saturday Night Fever
Tier 2 · Committed
dramaMusical

Saturday Night Fever

1977 · John Badham

A Brooklyn paint-store clerk lives for Saturday nights at the disco. The Bee Gees soundtrack is the cultural memory. The actual movie is much darker than you remember.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tier 3 · Initiated
MusicalMidnight

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

1975 · Jim Sharman

The original participation cult. The movie is fine. The experience is the point. See it live before you see it alone.

Gateway Scene

Do not pre-watch. The first viewing has to be in a theater with a shadow cast. Accept no substitutes.

Spawn
Tier 3 · Initiated
Comedyfamily

Spawn

1997 · Mark A.Z. Dippé

Robin Williams invents sentient green goo and it wrecks a basketball game. An absurd choice for the canon. We're making it anyway.

Boiler Room
Tier 3 · Initiated
dramaCrime

Boiler Room

2000 · Ben Younger

A college dropout gets recruited to a Long Island pump-and-dump brokerage that really wants to be Wall Street. Required viewing on trading desks.

Empire Records
Tier 3 · Initiated
ComedyMusical

Empire Records

1995 · Allan Moyle

A day at an independent record store about to get bought by a chain. A soundtrack with a movie happening around it. Damn the man.

Brazil
Tier 3 · Initiated
Sci-FiWeird

Brazil

1985 · Terry Gilliam

Terry Gilliam's dystopian-bureaucracy nightmare where a paperwork clerk dreams of flying and falls for a terrorist. Orwell as slapstick.

Suspiria
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HorrorForeign

Suspiria

1977 · Dario Argento

An American ballet student arrives at a German dance academy that is obviously a coven. Argento in peak technicolor-blood mode.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Tier 3 · Initiated
Sci-FiWeird

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

1984 · W.D. Richter

A brain surgeon / physicist / rock star / test pilot fights interdimensional aliens in the Eighth Dimension. That premise is the plot. Nothing is explained.

The Invisible Man
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The Invisible Man

1933 · James Whale

A scientist discovers invisibility and immediately loses his mind. Claude Rains spends 90% of the film as a disembodied voice and still gives the performance.

Swamp Thing
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HorrorSci-Fi

Swamp Thing

1982 · Wes Craven

A scientist gets doused in mutagen and becomes a plant monster in the Louisiana bayou. Wes Craven directs Adrienne Barbeau and a man in a rubber suit. Earnest. Weird. Perfect.

Leprechaun
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HorrorComedy

Leprechaun

1992 · Mark Jones

Warwick Davis is a killer leprechaun in North Dakota. Jennifer Aniston's film debut. The pun count is criminal. The film knows what it is.

Iron Eagle
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Action80s

Iron Eagle

1986 · Sidney J. Furie

An Air Force kid steals an F-16 to rescue his POW dad. Queen on the soundtrack. Lou Gossett Jr. as the wise mentor. Cinema's most committed dad-rescue mission until Taken.

The Last Wild Salmon
Tier 3 · Initiated
Action80s

The Last Wild Salmon

1988 · Ken Jubenvill

Same kid, same Lou Gossett, now flying a joint US-Soviet mission against an unnamed Middle Eastern country. Made before the Cold War ended; aged accordingly.

Coswig und Sohn
Tier 3 · Initiated
Action90s

Coswig und Sohn

1995 · Michael Braun

Lou Gossett Jr. trains teen pilots. Direct-to-video, late-stage franchise, completely without dignity. Beloved anyway.

Fire Birds
Tier 3 · Initiated
Action90s

Fire Birds

1990 · David Green

Top Gun, but with Apache helicopters and Nicolas Cage. Tommy Lee Jones plays the Viper. The military helped because they wanted attack-helicopter recruits.

Paper Mask
Tier 3 · Initiated
Action90s

Paper Mask

1990 · Christopher Morahan

Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn lead a SEAL team against terrorists. Released into the same air as Top Gun and Iron Eagle, and forgotten by everyone except your uncle.

The Forgotten One
Tier 3 · Initiated
Action90s

The Forgotten One

1989 · Phillip Badger

Brad Johnson and Willem Dafoe fly Vietnam-era A-6 attack jets and decide to bomb Hanoi unauthorized. John Milius directs. Half the movie is plane footage.

The Last Boy Scout
Tier 3 · Initiated
ActionCrime

The Last Boy Scout

1991 · Tony Scott

Bruce Willis as a disgraced detective and Damon Wayans as a disgraced QB investigate a murder. Tony Scott directs. Shane Black wrote it. The football-field opening kill is one of the bleakest things ever in a Christmas-adjacent action movie.

The Evil Dead
Tier 3 · Initiated
Horror80s

The Evil Dead

1981 · Sam Raimi

Sam Raimi's debut. Five college kids at a remote Tennessee cabin find a Sumerian incantation tape. Things deteriorate. The shaky-cam through the woods. The pencil. The tree.

Being John Malkovich
Tier 3 · Initiated
WeirdComedy

Being John Malkovich

1999 · Spike Jonze

Charlie Kaufman's first produced screenplay. There's a half-floor in a Manhattan office building. Behind a filing cabinet is a portal. The portal goes into the head of John Malkovich. For fifteen minutes.

Blue Velvet
Tier 3 · Initiated
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Blue Velvet

1986 · David Lynch

A college kid finds a severed ear in a field. The investigation drags him into a Lynchian basement of velvet, nitrous, and Dennis Hopper screaming into a microphone. Suburbia has never been this haunted.

Eraserhead
Tier 4 · Deep End
WeirdHorror

Eraserhead

1977 · David Lynch

Do not start here. Earn this one. Lynch's first feature is a black-and-white industrial nightmare about fatherhood, anxiety, and a baby that defies description.

Gateway Scene

The Lady in the Radiator singing "In Heaven."

Hercules in New York
Tier 4 · Deep End
WeirdForeign

Hercules in New York

1970 · Arthur Allan Seidelman

The original midnight movie. A surrealist Western with Zen, Sufi mysticism, and more symbolism than you'll catch in one viewing.

The Holy Mountain
Tier 4 · Deep End
WeirdForeign

The Holy Mountain

1975 · Alejandro Jodorowsky

Jodorowsky's psychedelic allegory where a thief climbs a mountain with seven alchemists. Don't start here. Don't even start near here.

Videodrome
Tier 4 · Deep End
HorrorWeird

Videodrome

1983 · David Cronenberg

A sleazy cable TV executive gets addicted to a pirate broadcast that rewires his body and his brain. Long live the new flesh.

Pi
Tier 4 · Deep End
Weird90s

Pi

1998 · Darren Aronofsky

Aronofsky's debut. A reclusive math genius in Chinatown believes he can find a 216-digit number that explains everything. Hasidim, Wall Street, and a power drill all show up. Black-and-white reversal stock.